#sw tbb incorrect quotes

[bibliophilesince2003]

Bad Batch Incorrect Quotes (1)

Tech: There are people who are the chaos, who plan the chaos, who get nervous over the chaos, who manage the chaos, and then there's the problem child working against the chaos. Crosshair: I feel like that was an insult... but I'll own it. Echo: I'm disappointed that I understand you. Hunter: I'm assuming I am the chaos? Wrecker: *crashing sounds, yells* Hunter: WHAT NOW, WRECKER? Hunter: *runs off* Echo: Should we tell him? Tech: No. He'll learn soon enough that when he's not going feral, it really is the rest of us he has to manage.

[tattycoram]

Hunter: Tech, hack into their cameras Tech: Oh sure, let me just load my 'tap into every security camera in the city' app Tech: *taps the screen* Tech: I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn't, I am in

[mimi-noelle]

Crosshair: will you please let me shoot someone

Omega: only in an emergency

Later…

Omega: we are now in an emergency

Crosshair: thank god

[amandamadeathing]

Social network post for Echo

[here-comes-the-moose]

Tech: *chilling in his room, minding his own business*

Crosshair: *appears in his doorway*

Tech: ???

Crosshair, pointing at him: Haha nerd.

Crosshair: *smacks something off the shelf before leaving*

[alitherandom]

Hunter: Are you free today?

Echo: *glares* No, I'm expensive every day.

[letsquestjess]

Crosshair: Why are you on the floor?

Hunter: I'm depressed.

Hunter: Also I was stabbed, can you get Echo, please.

[imdead2124]

Omega, holding up a tooka she found: Dad, can we keep him

Hunter: ... What did Echo say

Omega: He said no

Hunter: Then why are you asking me?

Omega: Because Echo's not the boss of you

Hunter:

[dixieconley]

Wrecker: Would you slap your-- Crosshair: Yes. Wrecker: --for a thousand credits? Crosshair: Done. Pay up. Ahsoka: Would you slap your best friend for a thousand credits? Anakin: I wouldn't slap Rex-- Rex: ::tearing up:: I’m your best friend?? Anakin: --because Jedi don't use money. You don't even have ten credits. Thorn: Would you slap your best friend for a thousand credits? Fox: I would slap Wolffe for free. Wolffe: Hah! That shabuir isn't my best friend. He just wants an excuse to slap me.

[star-farer]

Incorrect Quotes from my AU

Tech, holding baby Omega: You’ve disappointed both of us. Wrecker, sniffling: That’s cold, Tech. Crosshair, sitting next to baby Omega: Did you just eat some sand? Omega: Yeah Crosshair: Crosshair: Was it tasty? Omega: Mm-hm! Hunter, advising Omega: Don't break someone's heart. They've only got one. Tech: Yes, break their bones. They've got 206 of them. Toddler Omega: So jellyshish- Wrecker, laughing: JELLYSHISH?? Omega: You know what I mean! Toddler Omega, copying Hunter: The time to act is now. Omega: Wink, wink. Hunter, whispering: Don't say "wink wink". Just wink. Omega: Oh, sorry. Omega: Wink. Tech: Please say words of encouragement to me so that I do not murder someone presently. Omega, a little confused: There are no books in prison? Tech: *sighs* Thank you, cyar'ika. Crosshair: Tell Wrecker off, Om'ika! Assert yourself! Toddler Omega: That's my ice cream! Crosshair: Good. Now let him have it! Omega, handing Wrecker the ice cream: Here, you can have it! :D Hunter, to toddler Omega: You wanna fight? Alright, let’s take this outside. The stars are so bright tonight and the moon looks so nice. Here, hold my hand—

@margindoodles2407 I'm tagging you, mmkay?

[twinsunstars]

*during another casual dinner at Tantiss* Hemlock: Can you pass the salt? Omega without missing a beat: Can you pass away?

part of my incorrect quotes series, Tales From Mount Tantiss!

Tales from Mount Tantiss Incorrect Quotes Masterlist

[tattycoram]

Wrecker, 6'6": *sneezes* Omega, 4'6": Bless you Wrecker: Wrecker: God?

[crashlanding-skywalker]

[the batch get back to pabu after a mission and Omega notice that Crosshair is clearly not happy (sad)]

Omega, gives him a leaf:

Crosshair: What...?

Omega: I be-leaf in you.

Crosshair:

Omega:

Crosshair, with a hint of a smile: Wrecker told you to do that, didnt he?

Omega, nods:

Crosshair, letting out a chuckle: of course he did

[slamophile]

rebel omega: *looking at this random twi'lek and something starts feeling oddly familiar* hey are you that weird pilot girl i met ages ago?

hera: hold my FUCKING horses, chopper.

[amandamadeathing]

@reductress headline for Crosshair and his career choice.

[here-comes-the-moose]

Store Employee: Would a Mr. Echo please come to the front desk?

Echo: Hello is there a problem?

Store Employee, pointing to the Bad Batch: I believe they belong to you?

Omega: We got lost :(

Echo: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-